Saturday, October 22, 2005

Tidbits

Some more mail box cleaning.....I worked again today and can't quite come up with anything original......  

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
.
(Now that's more like it!)
 

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
 (Must be the reason why I have high blood pressure?)

 A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death
. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work; watch out Jenny Craig.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
 jumping the length of a football field.

 (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

.

"Cherish the good,forgive the bad,and if at all possible,move on".

2 comments:

sherilynjaz said...

Too funny...I'm ambidextrous (spelling??) and like to think it's additive!
Thanks for the fun tonight..
S-

kdcutie26 said...

Hi Chris...you have the best stuff!  Did you fill in all the comments or did it come to you like that?  I loved them, thought they were hillarious.
Katie