Wednesday, November 16, 2005

A Little Off Color Humor

LOL....thought I would add another e-mail to cheer our buddy, Jeff up....seems he is still not able to add entries to his journal and it's driving him totally crazy.  Thought this would appeal to his whacky sense of humor..........

 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"


20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson.. Paging Mr. Johnson...
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
 

nite, nite all........chris                   

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too funny!  Goodnight!
S-

Anonymous said...

This is funny...hope he fixes the problem........~j~

Anonymous said...

Lmao Again..  I just came from his Journal.. he is to Funny {Test} Testing AOL...
Hmm people are going Nuts..  I am just Confused lol...  I love your Graphic,,,,  Too Cute...

Take care Mari...

Anonymous said...

lol, too cute.
~penny
http://journals.aol.com/pennietoonz/PennysPlace

Anonymous said...

Um.... you forgot...." are we in the forest cause I see wood!"... to funny ...thanks for the pick me up and by the way .... ITS WORKING AGAIN ....yeeeeaaaahhhhhh!

Anonymous said...

Oh, PS. Are you still smoking, I hope not. Told ya I'd keep buggin ya