Friday, November 18, 2005

The Old Maid Society LOL

This entry came compliments of my BF....rofl....a friend of mine and I played a trick on him at work today.  Now we pulled of the nearly impossible because he never misses a beat.  He about died when he realized it was all a joke.  The killer is he sent me an old maid website.  My friend and I howled even louder because it was a "male" bashing site, so....here goes....

Rules for Women

  • Don't imagine you can change a man--unless he's in diapers.

  • What do you do if your husband walks out? Shut the door.

  • If they put a man on the moon--they should be able to put them  all up there.

  • Never let your man's mind wander--it's too little to be out alone.

  • Go for younger men. You might as well--they never mature anyway.

  • Men are all the same--they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

  • Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

  • Women don't make fools of men--most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

  • Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

  • Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

  • If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

  • Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his.

  • If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

  • The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

  • Sadly, all men are created equal.

 

Of course, they did add a "flip-side" link for men....I just may put that up.

chris

5 comments:

xxroxymamaxx said...

"Women don't make fools of men--most of them are the do-it-yourself types."  lmao!  too funny.  Love it.  GBU, Shelly

pennietoonz said...

Chris, this is hysterical! My favorites were the ones about the men on the moon and the bachelor definition.
~Penny
http://journals.aol.com/pennietoonz/PennysPlace

articwulf58368 said...

I love the check book one. That was really cute. Thanks for sharing~B

bignewmanut said...

Sometimes I wonder why I keep coming back here....oh yeah I'm a glutton for punishment.

chevyz71gurl74 said...

Hilarious!
Hugss..~Terri~