Friday, November 18, 2005

The Old Maid Society LOL

This entry came compliments of my BF....rofl....a friend of mine and I played a trick on him at work today.  Now we pulled of the nearly impossible because he never misses a beat.  He about died when he realized it was all a joke.  The killer is he sent me an old maid website.  My friend and I howled even louder because it was a "male" bashing site, goes....

Rules for Women

  • Don't imagine you can change a man--unless he's in diapers.

  • What do you do if your husband walks out? Shut the door.

  • If they put a man on the moon--they should be able to put them  all up there.

  • Never let your man's mind wander--it's too little to be out alone.

  • Go for younger men. You might as well--they never mature anyway.

  • Men are all the same--they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

  • Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

  • Women don't make fools of men--most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

  • Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

  • Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

  • If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

  • Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his.

  • If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

  • The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

  • Sadly, all men are created equal.


Of course, they did add a "flip-side" link for men....I just may put that up.



xxroxymamaxx said...

"Women don't make fools of men--most of them are the do-it-yourself types."  lmao!  too funny.  Love it.  GBU, Shelly

pennietoonz said...

Chris, this is hysterical! My favorites were the ones about the men on the moon and the bachelor definition.

articwulf58368 said...

I love the check book one. That was really cute. Thanks for sharing~B

bignewmanut said...

Sometimes I wonder why I keep coming back here....oh yeah I'm a glutton for punishment.

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