The Old Maid Society LOL

This entry came compliments of my BF....rofl....a friend of mine and I played a trick on him at work today.  Now we pulled of the nearly impossible because he never misses a beat.  He about died when he realized it was all a joke.  The killer is he sent me an old maid website.  My friend and I howled even louder because it was a "male" bashing site, so....here goes....

Rules for Women

• Don't imagine you can change a man--unless he's in diapers.

• What do you do if your husband walks out? Shut the door.

• If they put a man on the moon--they should be able to put them  all up there.

• Never let your man's mind wander--it's too little to be out alone.

• Go for younger men. You might as well--they never mature anyway.

• Men are all the same--they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

• Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

• Women don't make fools of men--most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

• Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

• Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

• If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

• Remember, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at his.

• If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

• The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

• Sadly, all men are created equal.

 

Of course, they did add a "flip-side" link for men....I just may put that up.

chris