Wednesday, November 9, 2005

My first birthday greeting from Shelly <Hugz> actually made by Shelly and so cute. XX Roxy Mama XX

I'm not so sure how this smoking thing will go but I've learned that for every step forward there are a couple of backward steps.  Just a fact of life........

Am I all "growed" up now?  LOL...don't think so.  I got this in an e-mail today and not too much of the list applies.  Think I still feel young.  YAY!!

Anyway, the spacing is off on this whole entry because I removed the graphics from the e-mail.  It takes way too long for this journal to download and I'm not a patient person. 


Signs You've Grown Up 

1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a-one of them. 

2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 

3. You keep more food than  beer in the fridge. 

4.  6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 

6. You carry an  umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 

10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the  stereo. 

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 

12. You don't know what time  Taco Bell closes anymore. 

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. 

17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. 

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather thansettle, your stomach. 

19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy 
test kits. 

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' 

21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 

23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 

24. You don't  drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 

25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you 




buggieboo1 said...

Happy Birthday!!!!!!


xxroxymamaxx said...

OMG, reality check here! lol  I couldn't find very many at all that didn't apply to me....ewww.  Great entry.....Happy Birthday even if it is one of the hardest days of your life!  Wish I could do the same but I just can't stop yet....and my dad is actually dying from the very thing....I've made some promises though...we'll see.  GBU, Shelly

disneymomdeb said...

Hey Chris
Thanks for welcoming me!!
Yes am Jeff's sister. Crazier....hmmm...that is a toss up. Both of us are mental but I would have to say Jeff wins out. Looks like Happy Birthday greetings are in order!!! Hope you have a great day!! Too bad I have to come in on the heels of Jeff since now I will always be Jeffs sister.....sigh....oh well. Soon everyone will realize I am greater then he!! Haha (just kidding Jeffy!!!)

bignewmanut said...

Allllllrighty then I geuss I'm all grown up now!

pennietoonz said...

lol, ain`t it the truth?????  HAPPY BIRTHDAY   :)

sherilynjaz said...

LOL!!! I resemble these remarks.  Happy Birthday!!!